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The Office 1.1.5
-I heard they might be closing this branch down,
-That's just...
-That's just the rumor going around this is my first day I don’t really know.
- Yeah, but Michael what if they downsize here?
-Not gonna happen
-It could be out of your hands, Michael
-It won't be out of my hands, Stanley, ok?
-I promise you that.
-Can you promise that?
-On his mother's grave.
-Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I’m a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it.
-It’s just that we need to know
-Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam?
-You had a look that you wanted to ask a question, just then?
-I was in the meeting with Jan and she did said that it could be this branch that gets the axe.
- Are you sure about that?
-Pam? Maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings.
-Pam, information is power.
- So you can't say for sure whether it's gotta to be us or them.
-No no, no Stanley, no you did not see me in there with her.
-I said, if corporate wants to come in here, and interfere then they’re gonna have to go through me, right?
-You know, you can go a mess with Josh’s people, but I’m the head of this family,
and you ain’t gonna be messing with my children.
-If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know, tonnage price of minal folders? Pam’s favorite flavor of Yoghourt, which is mix berry.
-Jim said mix berries? Yeah he’s under me
- Watch out for this guy Dwight Schrute in the building!
- This is Ryan, the new temp.
-Nice to meet you.
- Introduce yourself, be polite.
-Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
-Assistant to the Regional Manager.
-So Dwight tell him about the kung fu, and the car and everything.
-Yeah, I got a 78-20Z, I’ve bought her for 1200, fixed it up, now worth three grand.
-That is his profit!
-New engine, suspension. I’ve got some photos.
-Damn it!
-Ok, hold on, Judge is in session.
-What is the problem here?
-He put my stuff in jello again.
-That’s rough professional, thanks.
-That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first time.