The Office 1.1.5 -I heard they might be closing this branch down, -That's just... -That's just the rumor going around this is my first day I don’t really know. - Yeah, but Michael what if they downsize here? -Not gonna happen -It could be out of your hands, Michael -It won't be out of my hands, Stanley, ok? -I promise you that. -Can you promise that? -On his mother's grave. -Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I’m a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it. -It’s just that we need to know -Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam? -You had a look that you wanted to ask a question, just then? -I was in the meeting with Jan and she did said that it could be this branch that gets the axe. - Are you sure about that? -Pam? Maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings. -Pam, information is power. - So you can't say for sure whether it's gotta to be us or them. -No no, no Stanley, no you did not see me in there with her. -I said, if corporate wants to come in here, and interfere then they’re gonna have to go through me, right? -You know, you can go a mess with Josh’s people, but I’m the head of this family, and you ain’t gonna be messing with my children. -If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know, tonnage price of minal folders? Pam’s favorite flavor of Yoghourt, which is mix berry. -Jim said mix berries? Yeah he’s under me - Watch out for this guy Dwight Schrute in the building! - This is Ryan, the new temp. -Nice to meet you. - Introduce yourself, be polite. -Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. -Assistant to the Regional Manager. -So Dwight tell him about the kung fu, and the car and everything. -Yeah, I got a 78-20Z, I’ve bought her for 1200, fixed it up, now worth three grand. -That is his profit! -New engine, suspension. I’ve got some photos. -Damn it! -Ok, hold on, Judge is in session. -What is the problem here? -He put my stuff in jello again. -That’s rough professional, thanks. -That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first time.