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The Office 1.3.2
If Dwight fails and that is strike too and good for me, for giving him a second chance.
And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one would be prouder than I am. I've groomed him. I made him what he is today.
Unless he fails and, talked about that already.
What did I do ? I did my job.
I slashed benefits to the bone.
I saved this company money.
Was I too harsh ? Maybe.
I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no healthcare.
In the wild healthcare is "How, I hurt my leg...
I can't run, a lion eats me, and I'm dead. "
Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead !
There's no dental, there's no vision, there is a 1200 dollars deductible.
Dundler Mifflin this is Pam.
Pam, Michael Scott, how's tricks ?
Where are you ?
Oh, I'm in my office, I am swamped. I have work up to my ears and busy busy busy, can't step away, I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's dealing.
Everybody cool out there ?
Actually, people are really unhappy Dwight send around this memo
And people are freaking out cause...
- Pam, you, I'm sorry I'm sorry
I, I, I got to go I'm getting a call.
No you're not.
I have to make a call after I finish, my work You know what ?
Don't let anybody in my office Under any conditions today I'm just too busy, too swamped, you know ?
I'm unreachable. I'm incommunicado capisce ?
Ok
- Thank you, God here we go again, got to go, I have to take this.
Still no one calling.
- Dwight, what is this...
- Uh, knock, please.
- Please knock, this is an office.
- It says workspace.
- Same thing.
- If it's the same thing, then why'd you write "work space".
Just knock, please, as a sign of respect for your superior.
- You are not my superior.
- Gee, then why do I have an office ?
- Thought it was a workspace, Dwight.
- Ok, Dwight.
Are you really in charge of picking an healthcare plan ?
Yes. And my decision is final. This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.
- Times are tough, Pam, deal with it.
- You cut more than you had to, didn't you ?
Sure.
Then why did you do that ? You work
here, don't you want good insurance ?
Don't need it, never been sick, perfect immune system.
Ok well if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies. I don't need them, superior genes.
I'm a Schrute... And superior brain power. Through concentration I can raise
Why would you want to raise your cholesterol ?
So I can lower it.
He literally won't come out of his office.
He's got to come out sometime.
- To go to the bathroom.
- Kevin, that's inappropriate !


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