The Office Season1 - X'd Punk'd! | Текст песни

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Office 1.1.6
-It’s ok here, but people somehow is taking advantage because it's so relaxed.
- I’m a volunteer sheriff's deputy on the weekends, and you cannot screw around there.
- It's one of the rules.
- What is that?
-That’s my stapler.
-No no no, do not take it out! You have to eat it out there, because there are starving people in the world, and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.
-Ok, you know what? You can be a witness.
- Can you reprimand him please?
- How do you know it was me?
- It's always you.
- Are you gonna discipline him or not?
- Ooh discipline, kinky!
- All right, here’s the deal you guys the thing about practical jokes, is that you have to know when to start, as well as when to stop!
- And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop pulling Dwight’s personal effects into jello.
-Ok, Dwight I’m sorry because, I’ve always been your biggest Flam
- Nice, that’s the way it is around here
- You should have put him in custardy!
-Yes, new guy!
- He scores !
-Ok that’s great, I guess, what I’m most concerned with is... damage to company property. That’s all.
- Pudding… I’m trying to think, another desert to do.
- Do you like to going out at the end of a week for a drink?
- Yeah!
- Oh, that’s why we all going out, so we can have an end of the week drink!
- well then when are we going out?
- I don’t know, tonight, hopefully.
-Ok, yeah.
-Hey man!
- Hey!
-What’s going on?
- Hey baby!
- Roy is my fiance, we’ve been engaged about... about 3 years, and we were supposed to get married in September, but I think we’ll gonna get married in next spring
-Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?
- No, come on. Let’s get out of here and go home.
- Ok, I will be out in a few minutes so it’s lame twenty past five I’ve still to do my faxes.
- You know you should come with us, because you know we are going out and
it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office, I think it could be fun
-No, it sounds good but seriously we gotta get going
- Yeah
- What's in the bag?
-Just tell her I'll talk to her then
-No definitely all rightdude awesome, we’ll do
-Do I think I’ll be invited to the wedding?
- So, have you felt vibe yet?
-We work hard, we play hard.
- Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right?
- I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I am a friend first,
and a boss second.
- Probably an entertainer third. Just a second Right?
- Oh, hey do you like the Jamie Kennedy Experiment?
-Yeah
-Punk'd (подстава), and all that kind of stuff? You are going to be my complice,
just go on with that ok?
- All right
-Just follow my lead, don’t pimp me all right?
-Come in!
- So corporate just said that I don’t want to…
-…you got a fax
-Oh thank you Pam
-Pam? Can you come in here for a sec?
-Just have a seat, I was gonna call you in anyway, you know Ryan?
-As you know, there is going to be downsizing and you have made my life so much easier, in that I’m going to have to let you go first
- What? Why?
-Why? Well, theft, and stealing
-Stealing?
- What am I suppose to have stolen?
- Post-It notes.
- Post-It notes...?
- Worth of those like 50 cents?
- You steal a thousand Post-It notes at 50cents a piece, then you know you’ve
made a profit margin. Resell of business Pam.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
- I can’t believe this, I mean, I have never even stolen as much as a paper clip and you're firing me.
- And the best thing about it is that we are not gonna have to give you any severance pay, because that is gross misconduct (нарушение), and… just clean out your desk. I’m sorry.
- You’ve been X'd punk'd!
- Surprise it’s a joke, wе were joking around, you see?
-Ok, he was in on he was my accomplice and there was cascade
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