I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind Well she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind She talks about closure and that validation bit I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit!
And I said: yeah, yeah, oh man she's got issues and I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah, she thinks she's the victim
Now I know she'll feel abandoned If I don't stay over late And I know she's afraid to commit But it's only our second date
And I said: yeah, yeah oh man she's got issues and I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah, she says she's the victim But she takes it all out on me
I don't know why you're messed up I don't know why your whole life is a chore, Just do me a favour And check your baggage at the door
Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don't mind But when she calls out his name in bed That's where I draw the line You told me a hundred times how Your father left and he's gone But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy When we're gettin' it on!
And I said: yeah, yeah oh man she's got issues and I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah, she's playing the victim And taking it all out on me Yeah, yeah, my god She's got issues and I'm gonna pay...
If you think I'm controlling Then why do you follow me around If you're not co-dependent Then why do you let others drag you down
I don't know why you're messed up I don't know why your whole life is a chore Just do me a favour And check your baggage at the door