[VERSE 1] Yesterday I wore my shortest skirt to Slughorn’s class He’s easy to manipulate and so I made my pass And just as I had hoped, he simply signed his name for me Allowing me into the restricted part of the library
Madam Pince was doubtful, but she had to let us look We searched for half an hour through the dusty smelly books And finally we found it in a book called Forced Devotions: A complicated spell for an illegal love potion
[CHORUS] Romilda Vane was silly That stuff is child’s play Chocolate cauldrons, don’t waste my time We’re gonna do this the dark wizards’ way The ingredients will be tricky But a Parselmouth has her way Harry Potter, be afraid ‘Cause you will be ours Someday Someday Someday
Illegal love potion You’ll never know what hit ya Illegal love potion We’re not afraid to break the law Illegal love potion You’ll never know what hit ya Illegal love potion We’re not afraid to break the law
Romilda Vane was silly That stuff is child’s’ play Chocolate cauldrons don’t waste my time We’re gonna do this the dark wizards’ way The ingredients will be tricky But a Parselmouth has her way Harry Potter, be afraid ‘Cause you will be ours Someday Someday Someday