[CHORUS] Just want to fix my make-up Just want to do my hair But I can’t And it’s because Myrtle’s always there
[VERSE 1] Her clothes are so outdated Her complexion is not too great But even though she’s kind of nice She’s just too much to take
So I avoid the bathroom That’s on the second floor Because that’s where you’ll find Myrtle The dead girl who’s such a bore
[CHORUS] Just want to go in silence Without a ghostly stare But I cant And it’s because Myrtle’s always there
[VERSE 2] Okay so I’ll admit it Sometimes she’s not so bad A friend who is transparent Is a useful friend to have
I really love to gossip And Myrtle knows it all When we want the latest updates We ask her to peek through walls
[CHORUS] Just want to fix my make-up Just want to do my hair But I can’t And it’s because Myrtle’s always there
[Repeat Verses 1 & 2 at the same time two singers]
[CHORUS/ENDING] Everyone else hates Myrtle But we say “O Contraire” She does things we wouldn’t dare So give that ghost a chance that’s fair Give your thanks and be aware That Myrtle’s always there