[VERSE 1] I don’t care about baseball And soccer makes me snore I find golf to be dreary And football is a bore
I’d rather go do girl things ‘Cause I think sports are lame But I never ever miss a Quidditch game
[CHORUS] But what the heck is a Quaffle? And where on Earth’s the Snitch? And why does this all have to take place On the freezing pitch? Don’t ask me what the score is ‘Cause I just do not know These things are minor details And it’s just not why I go
[VERSE 2] I don’t care if it’s raining I don’t mind if it’s cold Because boys in Quidditch outfits Are a sight just to behold
I know that it’s rude to stare But I just have no shame So I never ever miss a Quidditch game
[CHORUS X 3] But what the heck is a Quaffle? And where on Earth’s the Snitch? And why does this all have to take place On the freezing pitch? Don’t ask me what the score is ‘Cause I just do not know These things are minor details And it’s just not why I go.