[INTRO] At our Wizard school they require certain classes Like potions, history and divination too I guess they’re all important We go to school for learning We do have to know how to make a brew
[CHORUS] But there are two classes That I just don’t understand why I have to take them Two classes It makes no sense to me Two classes That bore me to tears and make me wish I could drop out Two classes Don’t you agree
[VERSE 1] Muggle studies is a big ol’ waste of time I don’t care about non-magic people They think they’re super clever Cause they turn on a light They drive their silly cars And fly their silly kites I’m a pureblood witch And I won’t put up with this
Cause I don’t have time for silly muggle studies Hogwarts please don’t waste my time Save that class for stupid prats Whose blood is already muddied [CHORUS]
[VERSE 2] Defense against the dark arts is Absolutely pointless to me They teach us jinxes Prepare us for what’s coming Dark evils all around And I just sit there humming I promise its already, very familiar to me And I don’t need defense against what I’m being taught at home I already know this class, so just leave me alone!