So way back long ago Salazar Slytherin was talking to snakes And everybody knows That talking to snakes is as easy as cake (Easy as cake) When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth
And every now and then I feel it creeping down inside of me I don’t wanna talk to men You know it’s snakes I wanna see ‘Cause I’m a Parselmouth I’m a Parselmouth I’m a Parselmouth I’m a Parselmouth And so is she
Parseltongue is a rarity, it’s cool When you’re talking to snakes you don’t follow any rules They slither around and they discuss the weather Don’t underestimate snakes ’cause they’re so clever
There is one single problem when speaking like a serpent You wanna talk to everyone but no one wants to listen All they hear is hissing, they look at you real funny They ask you what you’re doing, they never understand you How are we suppose to talk when no one shares our gift? No one else speaks Parseltongue, our fun you’re all destroying No one else speaks Parseltongue and that is so annoying
When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth When you’re a Parselmouth