[CHORUS] Who are these boys? Who will not leave us alone Who are these Boys? (Who are these boys?) Wearing nasty cologne And are all up in my zone Who are these boys? (Who are these boys?) Who follow us all around Who are these boys? (Who are these boys?) Crabbe and Goyle stop asking us out!
[BRIDGE] How are we going to get them to leave us alone? I don’t have a single clue I have one horrible-disgusting-terrible-nasty-horrific-out-right-wrong idea! I guess that’s the only thing we can do!
We went on a date with Crabbe and Goyle Can’t believe we agreed to this We hope that this will make them leave us alone Even when we think about it We get sick
[VERSE 1] Well Crabbe is such a stupid man He told me he had a plan So, I followed him Hoping it would be fun! (It was fun was it?!) (It wasn’t fun at all!) We broke into the kitchen door And man that night was such a bore I watched him eat and eat and eat oh boy it was dumb He passed right out at half past two I magicked him back to his room I swear I’ll never do it again!
Your turn….
[VERSE 2] Well Goyle, he was pretty bad He said our date would be so rad But we never even left the common room (You didn’t leave the -) (NO we didn’t leave the common room) (Well what did you do?) Well he beat some poor kid up for me Then he flexed ‘til half past three Before it even started the whole date was pretty doomed He even tried to hold me hand But then I told him he was banned I swear I’ll never do it again!