It's a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mommy is yelling \"No\" And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause she's lived it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on
Dragons jumping in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those animals. It's the furries show Is there life on Mars?
It's on America's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Now the furry have struck for fame 'Cause tails on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on
dragons jumping in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those animals. It's the furries show dragons jumping in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those animals. It's the furries show Is there life on Mars?