Don't make me laugh Don't make me laugh My funny friend, don't make me bend in half Don't be a card, babe Don't mess with Drake Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache
Don't make me laugh Don't pull my leg May I suggest you would do best to beg If you say no, miss If you refuse This is your notice that I refuse to lose
Say yes, my love And go with a winner Believe me, that would be wiser Say no, poor dove And you're a shark's dinner And Hubie's the appetizer Get the picture?
Don't make me laugh Or slap my knee I'm no hyena, so Marina What'll it be? Right this way to the Drake estate Or write your epitaph