This is a story from not long ago about a boy and a girl who fell in love like whoa but there was a problem I didn't count on the fact I was a Canon and she was a Nikon
The photo community was too far gone they couldn’t appreciate what we had goin' on we had similar features, made similar pictures we really weren't that different but they still couldn't see
I auto focused on her sexy body buttons to push didn't know where to get started I never thought I'd fall for a D200 but she was so hot, she was all that I wanted
[Chorus] My 1DS mark III felt more complete when we were together she said my shots were so unique
But soon you'll see we could never be like Romeo and Juliette our families disagreed
Ohh Ahh Polish my lens girl oooahh polish my lens girl ohh-ahh polish my lens girl don’t leave a thumb print on that lense girl
The two sides always at war all across the message boards Dpchallenge what the fuck yo they could never let go of the hate no thats for 'sho the Nikon gang whooped my ass and made me go
The 70-200 in my pants wouldnt fit inside her Nikon body made me wear a UV-filter, which I'm against, but shes my shawtay Mount her on my tripod and screw her on and off and on again make her take my picture and say I'm the best thats ever been
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Cause I'm a Canon gangsta and your a Nikon shawtay I wanna take a picture of that rockin bootay
We couldnt keep the act up we just had to face the facts but hey look on the bright side at least we're not a Pentax