Bell on the door ring, come on in (Alt: Hello Cobain - come on in) Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in [the] chair, don't be afraid Steaming towel wrapped around my face
I'm ashamed (x3)
Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips (Alt: Beat me, pressed against my lips)
I was shamed (x3)
I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns, and cut me up (Alt: They take turns to cut me up) I die smothered in Andy's Clutch (Alt: I died smothered in Aunt Bea's muff)