One (one!), two (two!), three (three!), four (four!) Who's the master knocking at my door!
Master, disaster [4x] Disaster [2x]
Cause I'm the host of disaster, the master of shock! Check it out y'all, check it check it out
Disaster
Fire! Fire! Fire! My voice gets higher and higher You said I'm not the man, you goddamn liar
Spam! [3x] Ain't the move it's imitation ham! Ham is pork and the pork is foul Cut it like a pig and that ain't my style, style, style, style
Cause I'm the host of disaster, the master of shock!
Two, one [5x] Two, one, two [2x] One (one), two (two), three (three), four (four) Cause I'm the host of disaster, the master of shock!
Disaster
Spit in the crowd Spit in the crowd and curse, curse Spit in the crowd and curse at the ref Scream on the mic till you all go deaf
Disaster
I hate a sucker boy in the skirt and shirt Trying to act hard but he just don't work You'd better step left or you might get hurt Punched in the face and kicked in the dirt