The Poké-Gangsta - Pokémon Rap | Текст песни

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• The Poké-Gangsta
• Pokémon Rap

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like, do you wanna trade cards?
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I will trade you, but not my Charizard

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like, do you wanna trade cards?
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I will trade you, but not my Charizard

And I'm gonna start rhyming on this track
Doing the Bartman brings memories back
I am not whack, just because my mother packed
My lunch for me don't mean I don't come to school strapped
With a backpack, full of phat raps
And my authentic Pokemon baseball cap
My Pokemon trading cards come out at lunchtime
My Pokemon card game skills as mad as my rhymes
I win every time, without fail
My skills are criminal I deserve to be in jail
Or maybe when I pick on the younger kids and steal their cards
I'm a Poke-gangsta, man, I'm fully hard
Just because I can't even finish a lap
Of the school oval, doesn't mean I can't bust a poke-cap
In yo ass, when you see me, pass
Don't even look back, I'm an A grade in class
A grade gangsta, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do when I steal ya Pikachu?
I also like Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons
And I take a drug called Everquest that has my whole shit lagging
Still I'm ill enough to prove I am the fucking best
On the fucking mic, motherfucker do not test
Regardless of my asthma I've still go the skills
To beat people in any game, getting lots of kills
And don't even start on Quake, I'm the master
If I was to lose there'd be a fucking disaster
People would die, in the imminent explosion
Excuse me a sec while I apply some pimple lotion
... *sniff sniff* I smell like cheddar
My manly odour will only make the chicks wetter

When it comes to consoles, I own them all
But PC's are much better I reckon.. LAUL
ROFLMAO, look what I just found
A fake e-gangsta trying to copy my sound
I'm going to bumrush this motherfucking dork
Packet bomb his ass and stab him with a virtual fork
I've never had sex, but I can code hex
Never won a fight, but got my binary, aiight?
You know Star Trek gives me so much joy
Almost as much as all my Robotech toys
I swear to god I'll blow up and get the chicks
If not for my rhymes then for my jedi mind tricks
Seriously man you cannot compare
When I step into the underage disco people stare
All the guys step back, the chicks all know I'm the mac
If anyone fronts I'll level 3 wizard attack
Kazzam, i'll put a spell on you
Roleplaying is really cool you know it's true
All my IRC friends think that I'm a god
Regardless of the fact I think they're all nimrods
My favorite television show would have to be Red Dwarf
And my best friends alias is Sir Greemble Pompodof
I play Warcraft 3 religiously
I think Maddox is funny, it's killing me
I enjoy haxx0ring, all the people I harrass
And I take a computer programming class

Oh noes.. I just spat on my mic
Regardless I keep my rhymes tight
Someday my peers will see the light
And they Will all see my orc-like might
Regardless of my short site I can see the future
I will take over with some shit you just ain't used to
I'll bring shit more illegal than SNES roms
Fear my god damn motherfucking Pokemon

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like, do you wanna trade cards?
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I will trade you, but not my Charizard

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like, do you wanna trade cards?
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I will trade you, but not my Charizard