A daughter of a farming man, a lass with raven locks I met her at the cock & balls, a tavern by the docks Although we courted but a week, my love for her persisted for when with her we swagged(?) in ways I never knew existed!
She's a whore, yes a whore A lass of myth and lore A pontifex of oral sex She'll ride you till you're sore Yes she's a whore, yes a whore She is dear to fleet and core Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid By the whore that we adore
Her bossums were named Mary, for they were pure and white Her muff was named Elizabeth, cause it was nice and tight Her nips were named Daisy and Rose, for they're like flowering buds But her ass was named the River Thames cause it is full of mud!
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Well soon after we parted ways, I saw her with me friend They courted for a week or two, but that came to an end She then did hop from bed to bed, but what made me so mad Was after several months had passed I saw her with me dad!
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One day while at the tavern here I heard unhappy news This country lass had died of clap, oh what a jewel to lose Tis not as sad as one may think, as I soon realized For all the saints now pass her 'round the big bed in the sky!