I'm bein' hassled by the man The man The man The man
Woo!
Wow!
MAN! He'll crush a killer with a thigh bone MAN! He'll carve a cave and make a cozy home MAN! He'll be a rock n roll singer MAN! You got a thumb and a finger
You got opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one!
Opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb Check it out, I got one!
Yeah! 1973! (or '76) AHH!
One time I was a MAN! I'd crush a killer with a rock MAN! 10 million years until you talk MAN! You were a grunter and a moaner MAN! All you can manage is a boner
And your opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb Whoa, I got one!
Opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one!
MAN! You gotta learn to drive a big rig MAN! You loose your hair, you wear a tiny wig MAN! You got somethin' against me? MAN! You gonna have to try to kill me
If you wanna be a man! If you wanna be a man! If you wanna be a man! If you wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man! You gotta wanna be a man! You gotta wanna be a man! You gotta wanna be a man! You gotta wanna be a man! (M-A-N spells man!)