MAX: The time has come To be a lover from the Argentine To slick my hair down with Brilliantine And gargle heavily with Listerine Wow! It's time for Max To put his backers on their backs And thrill them with amazing acts Those aging nymphomaniacs... Ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah! They were helpless They were hopeless Then along came Bialy! They were joyless They were boyless Then along came Bialy! They're my angels I'm their devil And I keep those embers aglow When I woos 'em I can't lose 'em 'Cause I cast my spell 'n' They start yellin' Fire down below! So romantic They were frantic Then their prayers were heard up above! Heaven sent them Their Bialy! I'm the celebration of love!
MAX: Fire down below! LITTLE OLD LADIES: We were listing We were sinking Then along came Bialy! We were desp'rate We were drinking Then along came Bialy! So romantic We were frantic Then our prayers were heard up above! It's Bialy! Hail, Bialy! He's the culmination The restoration The consummation The titillation Ejaculation He's the celebration of love...
MAX: Bloom...Bloom! LEO: What, Max, what? MAX: I've done it! I've done it! Look, we got all the money. Now all we have to do it put on the biggest flop in history! LEO: That's great!