Welshman : "Apperently they travelling abroad and they picked up some hitchhikers" Surgeon : "Drill" Man : "Oh Good!" Wife : "Wake up you're dreaming" Man : "What?" Wife : "You're dreaming" Man : "We were moving away from the border" Wife : "What border? Go back to sleep" Hells Angel: "Have a nice day" Wife : "Huh" Hells Angel: "Have a nice day"
We were moving away from the border Looking for somewhere to sleep The two of us sharing the driving Two hitchhikers slumped in the back seat
Hitchhiker : "Hello"
I sneaked a quick look in the mirror She gawe me a smile I said:"Is anyone hungry?" Should we stop for a while?" So we pulled off into a layby Her dress blew up over her head I said:"Would you like to come with me?" She said something foreign under her breath And the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs I thought to myself she's much too good for him I lay down beside her with tears in my eyes She said