Hey there, Father I don’t wanna bother you But I’ve got a sin to confess I’m just 16 if you know what I mean Do you mind if I take off my dress?
Don’t know where to start Let me get to the good parts Might wanna cross up your legs I’ve got envy, I’ve got greed, anything that you need And I’m not above having to beg
There was this boy who tore my heart in two I had to lay him eight feet underground
All I need is someone to save me Cause I am goin’ down And what I need is someone to save me Cause I am goin’ down, all the way down
Well, hey there, Father There is just one other thing I have a simple request I hear you know God could you give him a nod in my direction I would be in your debt
Perhaps there is something that we could work out I noticed your breathing is starting to change We could go in the back behind all these stacks of bibles And get out of this cage
There was this boy who tore my heart in two I had to lay him eight feet underground
All I need is someone to save me Cause I am goin’ down And what I need is someone to save me Cause God, I’m goin’ down, all the way down
I didn’t wanna do it, Father But I caught him with another woman in the bed I made him So I put him in a grave
And now there’s no one left around to get me off When I want it to drag
The next day on the television they identified him By the circumcision that I made and now I’m on the run But wait, why did I have to go and kill him When he was the best I’d ever had
All I need is someone to save me Cause I am goin’ down And what I need is something to save me Cause God, I’m goin’ down, all the way down