[Will.i.am:] It's funny how a man only thinks about the [beep]. You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your [beep], You got a real big brains, but I'm looking at your [beep]. Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your [beep]. [PCD:] I don't give a [beep], Keep looking at my [beep], 'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my [beep], Ha, I'ma do my thing while you're playing with your [beep]. Ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha.
Every boy's the same since I've been in the seventh grade, They've been tryin' to get with me, trying to (ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha). They always got a plan to be my one and only man, Want to hold me with their hands, wanna (ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha). I keep turning them down, but they always come around Asking me to go around, that's not the way it's going down. 'Cause they only want, only want my (ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha), Only want what they want, but (na-ah-ah na-ah-ah).
[Will.i.am:] It's funny how a man only thinks about the [beep]. You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your [beep], You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your [beep]. Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your [beep]. [PCD:] I don't give a [beep], Keep looking at my [beep], 'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my [beep], Ha, I'ma do my thing while you're playing with your [beep]. Ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha.
You didn't know that "No" don't mean "Yes", it means "No". So just hold up, wait a minute, let me put my two cents in it. One - just be patient, don't be rushing like you're anxious And two - oh, just two us, so, try to get your (ahhh). Do you know that I know? And I don't want to go there. Yeah, they only want, only want my (ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha), Only want what they want, but (na-ah-ah na-ah-ah).
[Will.i.am:] It's funny how a man only thinks about the [beep]. You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your [beep], You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your [beep]. Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your [beep]. [PCD:] I don't give a [beep], Keep looking at my [beep], 'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my [beep], Ha, I'ma do my thing while you're playing with your [beep]. Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha.
[Will.i.am:] Boomp-boomp omp-omp, boomp-boomp-boomp, Boomp-boomp omp-omp, boomp-boomp-boomp. [PCD:] (Ooh) you've got it bad, I can (Tell) you want it bad, but, oh (Well) dude, what you got for me is Something I, something I don't need.
[Will.i.am:] It's funny how a man only thinks about the [beep]. You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your [beep], You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your [beep]. Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your [beep]. [PCD:] I don't give a [beep], Keep looking at my [beep], 'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my [beep], Ha, I'ma do my thing while you're playing with your [beep]. Ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha.