Before we went out I used to think that she was hot And now I really see her And I see that she's not With the mouth of a pirhana - that's always full And the face of a rabit pit bull
My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
My friends all say she's funny Well hardy har har I think she needs a head massage With a steel bar I used to fantasize of her The little jiz jar But now I dream of seeing her Getting hit by a car
[Chorus] [(Guitar solo for Gino!!)]
I guess by now you know I really hate that bitch I'd love to see her full of holes in a ditch They'd do the world a favor By shuttin' her up The loud mouth whore with a little C-cup