She's flat as a board and I just don't care No tit, no tit My friends are always wondering No tit, no tit I'd rather not mention a thing But oh what can I do I know I shouldn't pick on her But goddammit it's true
She's got no tit, She's got no tit She's got no tit [x3]
It's no matter big or small No tit,no tit Your sexist chatter bores us all No tit, no tit They say I'm missing out on life, That I'm being deprived, But I love my girl and she loves me So don't laugh and act snide
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I'd rather not mention a thing But oh what can I do I know I shouldn't pick on her But goddammit it's true She's got no tit