Well I've seen Black Flag and I've seen the Germs And I've jammed with G.G. too Even opened up for the Ramones But it just ain't any use She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike **It's all such frightful tripe, to her
Tamara is a punk, so you better not knock her Tamara is a punk, she's a real punk rocker Tamara is a punk and I wish she was my girl
I've been in Rolling Stone Not to bitch and moan **But she's simply not impressed I'm not as punk as fuck to her But I'm friends with MTX She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike It's all such frightful tripe, to her
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She's the coolest of the cool She's the toughest of the tough She's the grooviest punk rock girl She's the queen of the scene in the neighborhood And she's got my heart in a whirl And we'll never kiss in the Elvis Room 'Cause she doesn't like me like that Not her and me - she's too cool for that scene