My folks had me committed just two weeks ago My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-hoo-ooh I was a teenage bonehead just because of you My parents kicked me out, now I sit here wondering My girlfriend sent me a postcard saying \"Glad that you're not here\" Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first CHORUS She never said goodbye to me Now I sit here wondering Where she is and what she's eating Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain't the first She ain't the first CHORUS