When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl Even before her first pubic hair would curl Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out Man that 13 year old punk rocker's chest started to sprout And we all love her - Ursula We all love her - Ursula We all love her - Ursula Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited! 'Cuase Ursula finally has tits - Alright Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight Ursula finally has tits - Now she's cool Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude Ursula finally has tits She went to the drug store and I saw what she bought Max-pads, tampons, and a training bra Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest And we all love her - Ursula We all love her - Ursula Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits - etc.