The farmer he got plowed The bricklayer got plastered The mechanic he got tanked The construction worker got blasted And Daddy beat up Mommy and broke her collarbone for good luck Everybody's drunk Everybody's wasted Everybody's drinking on the job
The garbageman got trashed The janitor got messy The taxi driver got smashed The waitress she got tipsy In Kansas City, New York City Great big city, itty-bitty city Everybody's drunk Everybody's wasted Everybody's drinking on the job
There's a whole lot of places that I ain't been A whole lotta things that I ain't seen A whole lotta things I'll never be The generation that would change the world Is still looking for it's car keys
The terrorist got bombed The President got hit Security was tight The Secret Service got lit F.B.I. C.I.A. D.W.I. U.S.A. Everybody's drunk Everybody's wasted Everybody's stoned And there's nothing that's gonna change it 'Cause everybody's drunk Everybody's wasted Everybody's drinking on the job