Here's a happy tune DM) A happy tune FS) You'll love to croon DM) You love to croon FS) They call it Dean's song DM) Hey, you don't seem to understand FS) Catchy as can be DM) I must agree FS) The melody DM) The melody FS) They call it Dean's song DM)Looks like I'm gonna have to explain this thing DM) You don't dig this scene DM) I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song FS) Sam, you're just a ham DM) But Dean here's the scam DM) The song was named after Sam FS) Sam who? DM) Sam Houston FS) Oh FS) May I say with pride where I reside FS) They call it Dean's song DM) And that's quite a group you have going for you FS) There's no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean's song DM) They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio FS) Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me DM) Well I'm not just singing along FS) Tell you what I'll do since I'm with you FS) We'll call it Clyde's song DM) Clyde's song? FS) Here's a happy tune DM) Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was named after me but he's calling it FS) Clyde's song FS) Catchy as can be DM) No I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say the man is a thief 'cause he's calling it FS) Clyde's song FS) Nothing on your mind DM) There's a lot on my mind and I'm standing here saying you're being unkind 'cause you're calling it FS) Clyde's song DM) My Italian friend we have reached the end FS) We don't seem to blend FS) Sam, let's compromise DM) Oh, I hear what you say but by that do you mean that you'll do it your way and call it FS) Sam's song DM) Did he say Sam's song? B) Let's give the ending a rhyme FS)