You see three men with a desire to be somebody who's equal, liberated and free We have to fight against biology as well as history Let's sing a song to see if you agree
We men we have a Y, a crucial letter that is tinier than the tip of a pen Imagine how this detail, though small has made a big difference for Barbie and ken It separates a she from a he We're more macho than we really need to be today
We men
we also have an X of equal importance that is part of our sensational plan to be strong and silent lovers as well as "rubber-glovers" It's time to introduce the modern man
You're a man if you can be strong and be brave. belong in a cave you're a man You're an man if you can be wrong and behave like a weak and meek and emotional man You're a man if you can repair anything that is broken A lady's heart, an old sedan You are more of a man the less you're a man You're a man if you can
It's not a piece of cake, in case you thought so but a struggle on many frontiers a fight against opinions of the past The modern man's busier than he appears Our father's father couldn't care less 'bout the new kind of stress we experience right now
We men
It's not that we complain about all the changes they are widening our emotional span We will smell just like a flower We won't piss in the shower Who wouldn't just love the modern man
You're a man if you can be strong and be brave. belong in a cave you're a man You're a man if you can be wrong and behave like a weak and meek and emotional man You're a man if you can be aware of the roles and even change them so me be Jane and she Tarzan You're more of a man the less you're a man You're a man if you can
You wonder when the modern man will prevail Right now he is evolving at the speed of a snail It's not for you or me to see but for the future to unveil the splendor of the tender gender bender male
You're a man if you can be strong and be brave, belong in a cave you're a man You're a man if you can be wrong and behave like a weak and meek and emotional man You're a man if you can take care of a hyper dirty diaper before you-know-what hits the fan You are more of a man the less you're a man You're a man if you can