Remember in the 60's Just a wee toy lad Influence by rockers Most of them were mad Throwing TV's in the pool Livin' life so fast By the time I caught up All of it was in the past
Then arrived the 70s I thought I was gonna lose it Then I got into it And sold my soul to music Those of us still alive Are standing here today Tellin' people jokes that Make them wince and walk away
[Chorus:] Can you believe it There is a little of animal Who wants to misbehave And from now on We're gonna try to keep That guy on stage
The 80's and the 90's I remember as a blur Most of my time on tour And playing shows around the world Then came the new millennium And everything got weird Imagine me the monkey Swinging from a chandelier
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So here I am today And I've got a lot to say About the things I've done I thought was fun To keep my trouble on the run Let me tell you something Deep inside I'm not so bad I never meant to hurt nobody Or make nobody feel bad