Cruisin' in the sunshine, eighty up here today (ain't yet been to bed?) I could hear the motor whistlin', something's off the wall again Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I got change to spare One big buck, gonna have to suck up here
Anything you want, dear, is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, goodbye
Talkin' about some pictures, now wouldn't that be a scream Movies are for retards like me and Maybelline Give my regards to Boston, ask 'em who'll buy the beer Don't want to get pop, find yourself a rockin' chair
Anything you want, dear, is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Never get passed the dice dear, goddammit, I'm gonna roll People that pick your nose clean, so what we owe, owe, owe Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I don't really care If you want a good joke, why split? You'll go broke right here
Anything you want, dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy Anything you want, dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, I'll buy