thought i had the perfeect plan took a job at webvan
traded in my twenties for a worthless pile of tech stock
Suffered throught the market crash lost a giant wad of cash
Pink slips, burger flips would you like some fries
happy days are here again lary page, sergey brin
time to write a business plan so i can be like those guys!
here comes another bubble
it's a monster rally all around the valley
first you need a buzzword (Ajax) then a second and a third
pick at least two industries you'll revolutionize (newpappers + friendship bracelets)
find yourself an engineer feed him pizza, buy him beer (product placement : Samel Adams)
Give him just a fraction of a fraction of the pie
need a good domain name must be cheap, can't be lame
something cool like flickr, meebo, wikiyou, mahalo, bebo
"telephone" without the "t" "digg" but with a triple "g"
make your elevator pith ("We're going to change the world!") code it up and flip the switch (internal server error)
here comes another bubble (VC #1: friendship bracelets and news is a game changer.) the VCs are backing (VC #2: The next wave of the web will be friendship bracelets.) baby let's get cracking
blog, blog, blog it all blog it if it’s big or small
blog at the cineplex (justin.tv) blog while you're having sex
blog in the locker room babies blogging in the womb
blog even if you’re wrong won’t you blog about this song? (Yet Another Stupid Web 2.0 Video)
launch party, nicely dressed what the point? sausage fest
blue shirt, khaki pants, looking like a line of ants
need to get a facebook page all these guys are half my age
twenty nice, past my prime i feel so behind the times
here comes another bubble (Matt is broke) in a year we swear we'll all be billionaires
make yourself a million bucks partly skill, mostly luck
now you can afford a down payment on a small house
if you want a bigger one hillsborough, atherton
better hoipe the same thing happened to your spouse
IPO... luky you have your cake and eat it too
Party yacht, party jet why not buy a matching set?
build yourself a rocket ship blast off on an ego trip
can this really be the end? back to work you go again
here comes another bubble (im in ur serverz making thingz better!!, Twitter has problems!!) and when we are gone (You looked better on Myspace) this will still go on