The road to hogwarts - Captain Burp | Текст песни

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John Cabbage was a warehouse guard
He’s so sick he almost fell apart
He had ulcer and diarrhea
And haemorrhage, oh mamma mia!
Doctors were baffled, he couldn’t even sit
How’s he still alive with all that shit?
Meanwhile, scientists formed a team
That decided to live out nation’s dream
They launched a project to achieve their aim
Super Soldier was its name
They made announcements in media
Volunteer wanted, results - immediate
Cure for all diseases, free
A hundred percent guarantee
John saw this and couldn’t refuse
He had fucking nothing to loose!

Бридж
We’re doomed, oh dear Lord
Evil’s invaded our world
Panic reached eye-popping scope
Superhero is our last hope

Припев

Captain Burp, a hard nut to crack
His nasty fart turns mountains into wreck
Captain Burp, whatever booze he drinks
His glance makes Nazi warships sink
Captain Burp, he’s ready to squelch
Yankees can’t stop his nuclear belch
Captain Burp, his garlic breath
Scares all enemies to death
Куплет 2

At that time terrorists went fucking crazy
Their murders and rapes were hell-raising
It’s time for Captain Burp to come out!
When enemies saw him, they laughed out loud
That wimp had a crutch, his leg was plastered
He profited by this and made a real disaster
His belch wiped off bastards like nuclear shell
The reek of his fart blew enemies to hell
Бридж 2

Terrorists are everywhere!
People are crying in despair!
Superhero, it’s your call!
Captain Burp will save us all

Куплет 3

John Cabbage went from zero
To a mighty superhero
He brings evil into light
Fights for justice in the night
Terrorists beg for life
but this is uneven strife
Let the new combat begin
Captain Burp will always win!
Бридж 3
Darkness is here, no way out
Captain Burp! All people shout
Take your crutch and with a fart
Beat all bastards really hard!


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