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Trashminator
Dump worker Fatty Jess
Was a real crack ass
His drunk buddies, dumbheads
Once started to make bets
They found nuclear fuel
Said who’d drink it is cool
Jess drank assload of the glop
Nobody made him stop
He fell and was lying flat
His buddies thought he’s dead
They threw him in the rain
Bang! Lightning pierced his brain

Shifted is the equator
Here comes the Trashminator
Half man, half excavator
Half freezer, half generator
Half TV, half perforator
Half diesel, half ventilator
He lived a shitty life
His neighbour fucked his wife
Thе bitch and her grim sis
Will now pay for this

Hey people, I’m your hangman now
I decide who to kill and how
You always laughed at me
You’ll die in agony
I’ll rip off all your limbs
It’s payment for your sins
I’ll make the hell on earth
I’ll boil you in your broth
He had to lick the dust
He’ll take revenge at last

Fires and savage cries
Lightning from his butt and eyes
The world is horror-struck
Hey bastards, you all suck
All the morgues are packed
The city is a wreck
Mad punkers pogo dance
Among clapped-out tanks
People’s guts and brains
Are all that still remains

Shifted is the equator
Here comes the Trashminator
Half man, half freezer
Half calculator, half diesel
Half excavator, half kettle
Half generator
Hey people, I’m your hangman now
I decide who to kill and how

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