The Rock Concert - Cleveland Rock's (RAW, March 12 2012) | Текст песни

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• The Rock Concert
• Cleveland Rock's (RAW, March 12 2012)

Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks,
didn't invite Cena cause he totally sucks,
Cena started rapping and it all went south,
Know your role, jabroni, and shut your mouth

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Cena's got a menstrual clock
But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks

Little fruity pebble from Newbury, Mass.,
Rock will take his boot and shove it up his ass,
Bet you're all happy you're listening to me,
And not some goofy Eminem wannabe

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Ain't no balls down in Cena's jock
But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks

Little Johnny Cena went to the doc,
Rock punched his jaw and the pain wouldn't stop,
Doc said Cena, you know I'm a fan,
But please stop begging for that rectal exam

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Cena close up that smock
But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks

Rock saw Cena making out with Eve,
Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave,
Cena was having the time of his life,
I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a wife

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Divorce lawyers right up the block
But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks

April 23, 1977,
The doctor shouted send that baby back to heaven,
Sorry Mama Cena but check these charts,
Little baby Johnny's got lady parts

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Little Johnny's got them lady parts
But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks

Doesn't really matter how hard you try,
Never in your life will you ever taste pie,
Know you love Chewbacca and Frodo, too,
But you're a walking virgin and you're 42

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
You dress like Kirk and Spock
But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks

Rock's getting some wine and a dozen roses,
She's going to meet my holy Moses,
Getting with the Rock is the bomb,
You don't believe me ask Cena's mom

Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Cena's mom can barely walk
But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks

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