Hey Janet (Yes Brad?), I've got something to say. I really loved the skilful way You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!
The river was deep but I swam it, Janet The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet So please don't tell me to can it, Janet I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
The road was long but i ran it, Janet There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so
Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too...
Oh Brad, Oh... dammit! I'm mad, Oh Janet! For you, I love you too There's one thing left to do, and that's
Go see the man who began it When we met in his science exam-it Made me give you the eye and then panic There's one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad Dammit Janet; I love you!