Well, I was happy here at home I got everything I need Happy bein' on my own Just livin' the life I lead
Well, suddenly it dawned on me That this was not my life So I just phoned the airline girl and said \"Get me on flight number 505 Get me on flight number 505\"
Well, I confirmed my reservation Then I hopped a cab No idea of my destination And feeling pretty bad
With my suitcase in my hand In my head, my new life So then I told the airline girl \"Well, get me on flight number 505 Get me on flight number 505\", alright
Well, I sat right there in my seat Well, feeling like a king With the whole world right at my feet \"Of course, I'll have a drink\"
Well, suddenly I saw That we never, ever would arrive He put the plane down in the sea The end of flight number 505 The end of flight number 505, alright
Ooh, they put the plane down in the sea The end of flight number 505 The end of flight number 505