Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul to waste
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah (Woo woo, woo woo)
I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made (Woo woo, woo woo)
I shouted out, Who killed the Kennedys? When after all It was you and me (Who who, who who)
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay (Woo woo, who who)
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah (Who who) But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby (Who who, who who)
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game (Woo woo, who who)
Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (Who who, who who)
So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste (Woo woo) Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah (Woo woo, woo woo)
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah (Who who) But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down (Woo woo, woo woo)
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Tell me baby, what's my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what's my name I tell you one time, you're to blame
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What's my name Tell me, baby, what's my name Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
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