If you want the picture of a charming prince I take the cake But now you find me all the more alarming since I'm charming as a rattlesnake My debonair and dazzling personality Was like a dream But now that you're awake the harsh reality is Things aren't always what they seem
Taken in my dashing grin You had failed to note the pointy teeth I'm no fraud but beneath this warm facade I'm Prince Charmless underneath
Just look at what a lovely little royal pair We're gonna make 'Cause everyone is absolutely unaware We two are both completely fake!
You've been grand for the plots I've planned And my gratitude's profound and large Now's the time for the world to know that I'm Hardly harmless illaquitte or harmless No I'm Prince Charmless and I'm in charge