I'm never gonna wipe my butt He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt I'm never gonna wipe my butt He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt
I don't wipe my butt 'Cause it's a waste of toilet tissue Oh people don't you know My brown crusty stains are an environmental issue
I don't wipe my butt He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt I'm never gonna wipe my butt He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt I'm never gonna wipe my butt He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt No, I'll never... wipe my butt He's never, ever, ever gonna wipe his butt Don't you see... I'll never wipe my butt? Never. Never. Mmm, I'll never wipe my butt. Ever, no no, no never wipe my butt no no.