[DAD] Yeah This one goes out to all you minivan families out there. Sienna SE…in the house.
[MOM] Where my mother,fathers at?
[DAD] Where my kids at?
[MOM AND DAD] Where my kids at? Where my kids at? Where my kids at? Where my kids at? Where my kids at?
[DAD] No, seriously honey where are the kids?
[MOM] They’re right there, see?
[DAD] Oh, cool beans.
[VERSE DAD] I roll hard through the streets and the cul-de-sacs, Proud parent of an honor roll student, Jack. I got a swing in the front, a tree house in the back, My #1 Dad mug says, Yeah, Im the Mack.
[VERSE MOM] I’m the world’s best nurse when my kids get sick, I make a mean gel-mold, I perfected my tricks, Back when I used to party as a college chick. Now I’m cruising to their play dates lookin’ all slick…
[CHORUS] In my Swagger Wagon, Yeah, the Swagger Wagon, It’s the Swagger Wagon, I got the pride in my ride. In my Swagger Wagon, Yeah, the Swagger Wagon, It’s the Swagger Wagon.
[VERSE DAD] Check it… I love hangin’ with my daughter sippin’ tea, keep my pinky up, All the drawings on my fridge sport an A+. I’m an awesome parent, (Right!) and it’s apparent, (True!) And in this house there’s no mother/father swearin’.
[VERSE MOM] Straight owning bake sales with my cupcake skills, I’m better with the money, so I handle the bills, And I always buy in bulk, ain’t afraid of no spills. Every Mother’s Day proves…I’m kind of a big deal.
[Daughter] Mommy, I need to go potty.
[Toilet Flushes]
Bring the beat back, ’cause, yo, I got more to say, You know I’m always front and center at the school play. I kiss their boo-boos, clean doggie doo-doos, Cut the crust off of PB&Js, chill the Yoo-hoos.
[VERSE DAD] Singin’ “Farmer in the Dell” in perfect harmony, When I’m rollin’ with my posse in the HOV. We rock the SE, not an SUV, And it’s true, if I were you, I’d be jealous of me…
[CHORUS] In my Swagger Wagon, Yeah, the Swagger Wagon, It’s the Swagger Wagon, I got the pride in my ride. In my Swagger Wagon, Yeah, the Swagger Wagon, It’s the Swagger Wagon.