Lisa: Hey, what do you hiding under that funny hair, I know the light are on, but there's nobody there, I need a new life, I need a new next of kin, So I've got news for you, brother: I'm trading you in. Lisa & Chorus: For anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you anyone else in the whole, wide world would do, somebody who'd be a friend in need, somebody who would care about me. anyone else in the whole, wide world would do, Bart: (makes a loud whistle) Hey, little Miss Perfect, who made you the queen? Who said it was cool to be so squeaky clean, oh, man, I need a playmate, someone, who knows, how do I have some fun. So I've got news for you, sister your time has come, your time has come Bart & Chorus: anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you, anyone else in the hole, wide world would do, somebody who's got a radical mind over the edge and way out of line anyone else in the hole wide world would do.
Lisa: I'm gonna trade you in hmm, yeah, I'm gonna trade you in you know you to much to take, your completely deranged I'd sell you for a dime and get nine cents change
Bart: I wouldn't take any money, that's a loosing bet, I trade you in, for anyone I could get, Lisa: anything I could get, Bart: anytime I could get it. Lisa: anywhere I could get it. Lisa, Bart and Chorus: Lisa and Bart and Chorus: Anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you For anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you anyone else in the whole, wide world would do, somebody who'd be a friend in need, somebody who would care about me. anyone else in the whole, wide world, anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you. anyone else in the whole, wide world, would do. somebody who'd be a friend in need, somebody who would care about me. anyone else in the whole, wide world, anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you...