In the house next door to Flanders There's a devil boy named Bart Fatso's lost his catso And the girl has a great big heart The curtains all have corncobs There's a sailboat on the wall. There's Selma and a Patty, and a grampa who is batty, Apu and his Squishee, the three-eyed fishie, And they ain't aware that I took the silverware from the house next door to Flanders! In the house next door to Flanders Mom's hairdo scrapes the sky The baby don't say nothin' And no one wonders why!