All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, You would even say it glows. Bart: Like a light bulb! Homer: Bart!
All: All of the other reindeer, Used to laugh and call him names. Lisa: Like Schnozzola! Homer: Lisa!
All: They never let poor Rudolph, Join in any reindeer games. Bart: Like strip poker! Homer: I'm warning you two!
All: Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, Marge: Take it Homer!
Homer: Err... Rudolph, get your nose over here, So you can guide my sleigh... today. Grampa: Oh, Homer...
All: Then all the reindeer loved him, And they shouted out with glee: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, You'll go down in history! Bart: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk! Homer: You little... grrrr!