Homer: What happened? (jockeys giggle) What is this place? Jockey #1: Welcome to the secret land of the jockey. (jockeys giggle) Homer: Why are you talking like that? Jockey #1: These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world. Homer: But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens. Jockey #1: All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks. All jockeys: Freaks...freaks...freaks... We are the jockeys, Jockeys are we, We live underground In a fiberglass tree. Jockey #1: 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme... Jockey #2: On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream. Jockey #3: But all is not well in Jockey Town. Jockey #4: Your renegade horse is making us frown. Homer: Whadaya want me to do? Jockey #3: Your horse must lose. Homer: My horse must lose? Jockey #5: No win! Jockey #6: No show! Jockey #3: No place! Jockey #4: Just lose the stinkin' race. Homer: And what if I refuse to lose? Jockey #6: We'll eat your brain! Homer: My horse must lose! Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream? Jockey #1: No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.