A long time ago, way back in history When all there has to drink, Was nothin' but lots of tea Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps, And he invinted a wonderful drink, And he made it out of hops!
Chorus: He must of been an admiral, A sultan, or a king, And to his praises, we shall always sing Look what he has done for us, He's filled us up with cheer God blees Charlie mopps, The man who invented... BEER, BEER, BEER, tiddely BEER, BEER, BEER, tiddely BEER, BEER, BEER, tiddely BEER, BEER, BEER
At Charlie's bar, at Jay's Upstairs, and Al and Vic's as well One thing you could be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell. So come on all me lucky lads, at two o'clock ye stop! For five short seconds , to remember Charlie Mopps! (5 sec pause)
Repeat chorus:
A bushel of hops, a barrel of malt, You stir it around with a stick. The type of lubrication that makes your engine tick. Forty pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. It's only eight dollars a case, and another two in tax! WHAT!!!!