And you saw the crab on the train going home, sure you did And you saw the crab on the train going home, sure you did And you saw the crab in the captain's cab In the full green jumper and the milky moves And a horn in hand blew a fanfare sweet And you knew my love was watching you
And you dug a hole where the moonlight fell, yes I know And you dug a hole where the moonlight fell, yes I know Oh, you dug a hole where the moonlight fell And you knew the crab 'cause you knew its shell And a twisted dog blew a hungry gut And you knew my love was nudging you
Mmm. You need suggestions You move as one You tell your baby 'Let's have some fun' Your baby's Gladys She move like a worm You say, 'That's alright Baby, just don't squirm' She keeps on moving 'til the firemen come Then you put the firemen under your thumbs Under your thumbs
And it blew their minds when they learned the facts, sure it did And it blew their minds when they learned the facts, sure it did And it blew their minds when they learned the facts And they chased us 'round with a rubber axe And the brainless king chewed his fingers off And you knew my love was walking home