With your eyes like rattles and your legs like stems It's a wonder you can walk on them You make a bee look like a flying bomb You're so thin, you're not dead, but you're almost gone
But your bones are hip and full of soul Come on ugly Nora (Nora, come on) Come on ugly Nora (Nora, come on) Hideous Nora, I wanna see your jellies roll
With your eggs like jelly and your skin like moss What you could have been is so great a loss But your shrivelled onion made a fool of you Like a straw babboon in an empty zoo
It's about time I lent you my salad bowl Come on ugly Nora (Nora, come on) Come on ugly Nora (Nora, come on) Hideous Nora, I wanna see your jellies roll
Let me hear myself, stand back Aw, do it again, Robbie baby Now use the fork Look out for that cat Heh heh, too bad Told you
Well, you know I mean it, don't say you don't It just drives me crackers when you say you won't All the best things in your life are loud Forget about whether this stuff's allowed
You've been making a living out of doing what you're told Come on ugly Nora (Nora, come on) Come on ugly Nora (Nora, come on) Hideous Nora, I wanna see your jellies roll