Wish I could go to the beach today Let some other slave come clear these trays And maybe Jesus could come I bet There'd be tracks in the sand There'd be just one set, where he
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Hey, I'm gonna stay I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher Hey, I'm gonna stay I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher
(Whoa) (Whoa)
Now that I know where the green soap goes And the rinse is red I do suppose You give the job to a lesser man And if we get slammed He'll throw his hands, crying
Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me Carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me, carry me
Hey, I'm gonna stay I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher Hey, I'm gonna stay I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher
Dishwasher, dishwasher Dishwasher, dishwasher
To all the kids look across the nation And kitchens, bars and waitress stations I'll raise a glass and I'll wish you well And I'll meet you at the last call bell
Hey, I'm gonna stay I'm gonna be dishwasher, dishwasher Hey, I'm gonna stay I'm gonna be dishwasher (Oh), dishwasher